L&D Antics

RN1: That baby is a 2 month old! A sumo wrestler.

RN2: How big is he?

RN3: He’s 11+lbs

RN2: How overdue was he?

RN1 & 2: He wasn’t.

RN3: Omg really? He looks like he can eat a whole McDonald’s happy meal

RN1: No a big mac

RN2: I think that’s what he’s been eating. He can probably eat a couple.

*Baby farts* All RNs laugh hysterically.

RN3: We are all going to hell….

Just another night on L&D.