RN1: That baby is a 2 month old! A sumo wrestler.
RN2: How big is he?
RN3: He’s 11+lbs
RN2: How overdue was he?
RN1 & 2: He wasn’t.
RN3: Omg really? He looks like he can eat a whole McDonald’s happy meal
RN1: No a big mac
RN2: I think that’s what he’s been eating. He can probably eat a couple.
*Baby farts* All RNs laugh hysterically.
RN3: We are all going to hell….
Just another night on L&D.