I was working on a few things at our desktop while Lil Bit was playing in the living room, suddenly she rolls into the room with her pink shopping cart and lays this strange assortment of things on my desk.

“Here ju go momma, I buyed des for you!” Turns on her heels leaving me to ponder over her eccentric collection of “prizes” she has sat before me. Not sure if I should be alarmed, bemused or ready my bullwhip and suitcase to go on some Indiana-Jones-type adventure.