Silliness from the Lil Bit

LB:Where are we now? Me:Still in (in town)baby.

LB: How many more miles? 5 or 4?

Me: 200

LB: 200 and 50 cents

Me: Sort of…it’s not money, miles but yes it’s a lot..

LB: Are you freaking kidding me?

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Gym time…or not

Conversation with the Hubs today:

Me: I think I may have to rethink my gym days, Thursday’s are just so late and it’s too damn cold outside to drag Lil Bit out.

Moose: Well what day do you think would be better?

Me: A day where I don’t have to go to the gym and can just play tennis or get skinny watching TV.

Moose: Well I can help with the tennis part on Sunday when it warms up….

My Kid Says the Darndest Things 2015 Round 1

Lil Bit offered another round of musings this week so far.

LB: Mommy, Daddy needs to get a shower, he is stinky from working at gym.
Me: He sure does, doesn’t he.
LB: Mommy, Daddy needs to wash his butt and his peanuts too.
Me: Umm, yes, did you say peanuts?
LB: Daddy has peanuts cause he is a boy. Me and you we are girls, we have ‘ginas.
Me (struggling to keep a straight face): Umm, yes baby yes, that’s exactly right…

Let her keep calling them peanuts, completely fine with me. Anyway, that’s what I get for being in the medical profession and trying to explain things in anatomical terms….
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Tonight while washing dishes

LB:Mommy?
Me: Yes baby girl?
LB: I was borned in your tummy!
Me: That’s right baby you were born from my tummy.
LB: And, and you was borned in GiGi’s tummy!
Me: That’s right! I sure was.
LB: You were old when you were born mommy.
Me: Umm… (muttering) That’s what your Gigi and your Nana says anyway.
LB: When I was big like you and you were little like me I changed your diapers.
Me: ???Ummm, no I don’t think so baby girl.
LB (completely ignoring me and with certainty): Yup, I did.

Ok then.

The Night Top Gear Tried to Kill Me

BONUS POST! (I couldn’t find this post that I had started yesterday but now, here you go! Enjoy laughing at me, or with me, either way…)

So the other night, lying in bed, my husband and I are watching the newest episode of Top Gear where my three favorite goobers are attempting to make ambulances more efficient, faster and apparently more deadly when I literally laughed so hard at them that I had a bronchospasm and ended up requiring a breathing treatment with albuterol. I shit you not (one of the most dumb but stereotypical southern phrases this empress could think of). Somewhere between James May loosing his patient and Richard Hammond firing his into the pretend “ER” my husband was doing that crying-laughing bit and I was already cracked up by the show AND laughing so hard at him that I literally was almost killed by laughter. Well this is over-exaggerating a bit but I did get into bad shape. Totally worth it though…has to be one of my favorite episodes at this point and we’ve seen them all…even pre-Hamster and Captain Slow episodes.

I know in my blog description I forgot to mention my slight obsession with BBC television and my general annoyance at much of American TV. That’s another rant for another day (but seriously Honey Boo Boo and Little Women LA? WTF ‘Murica? Same land of Jane Russell and Gene Kelly?) Hopefully we will head to Western Europe (and more specifically the UK although that is up in the air) by next year, as that is what the hubster and I are wanting to do before Lil Bit starts school and we want to take my sister with us for her graduation gift…and on that bombshell I must really say good night.

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My first Pinterest fail….

This was supposed to be something entitled “spiced sweet potato and goat cheese egg skillet” instead resembles goat vomit. Despite its paltry appearance, it tastes magnificent. The original recipe from Naturally Ella.

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I also used coriander in place of turmeric which I also think helped, again despite appearances. Lil Bit agrees.

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L&D Antics

RN1: That baby is a 2 month old! A sumo wrestler.

RN2: How big is he?

RN3: He’s 11+lbs

RN2: How overdue was he?

RN1 & 2: He wasn’t.

RN3: Omg really? He looks like he can eat a whole McDonald’s happy meal

RN1: No a big mac

RN2: I think that’s what he’s been eating. He can probably eat a couple.

*Baby farts* All RNs laugh hysterically.

RN3: We are all going to hell….

Just another night on L&D.